i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
My future wife probably sucking some dick right now…I still love her tho
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids